i’ve been constantly dropping my books on the way to class so some cute dude can help me pick them up and i’ll be part of a real life teen romantic comedy. except it hasnt happened yet so i just have a bunch of damaged books and low self esteem. thanks a lot, hollywood.
yo how much dirt you gotta throw in the ocean to make a new country
video games don’t make us violent, lag does
Patron: “Do you have books by the author David Goliath? I saw him interviewed on 60 Minutes.”
Me [thinking fast]: “Could you mean Malcolm Gladwell? He wrote a popular book called David and Goliath.”
Patron: “That’s him!”