Shits&&Giggles

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coolranchdevitos:

waspsbewaremywrathrawr:

fuks:

SAIL

I PRESSED PLAY JUST AS I WAS TAKING A DRINK AND DIET COKE JUST SHOT OUT MY NOSE. I FEEL LIKE I JUST VOMITED

there are so many layers of humor to appreciate here

the disruption of pleasant relaxing music

the word “sail” being yelled slightly off-beat as if the person filming was planning this and got a little eager

the small child’s laughter in the background

the pianist whispering “shit” to himself as if he only dropped an m&m or something

the foot appearing seemingly out of nowhere

the dedicated pianist falling down with his piano

it’s all so beautiful

thetowndrugdealer:

thetowndrugdealer:

im deleting all the negativity out of my life

image

Posted 14 hours ago With 177,815 notes

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illkim:

*waits for 911 to call me first so i don’t sound thirsty*

Posted 17 hours ago With 220,476 notes

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failnation:

When my mom ask me why I don’t go outside.http://failnation.tumblr.com

failnation:

When my mom ask me why I don’t go outside.
http://failnation.tumblr.com

vanehwasreal:

i aM FUCKING HOWLING WITH LAUGHTER

"at my school the cop from DARE passed around 3 joints to show everyone and he said "if i dont get all three of these back this schools getting locked down and everyones getting searched till i find it.." and like 30 minutes later when everyone got to see ‘em and they got passed back the cop had 4"

Posted 17 hours ago With 209,688 notes

jamtards:

in her bedroom the mighty bedroom the fangirl blogs tonight

Posted 17 hours ago With 211,677 notes

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why-am-i-narrating:

This. Is. Hilarious.

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humoristics:

How to open a beer with a banana

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ratchetmessreturns:

Damn she put it all out there…. 

ratchetmessreturns:

Damn she put it all out there…. 

leo-arcana:

jetblueivy:

drive thru employeesimage definitely image do notimage get paidimage enoughimage forimage this image shitimage they are sick of your nonsenseimage

the last guy wasn’t even phased omg

Posted 1 day ago With 446,213 notes

albrie:

wHEN PEOPLE ASK YOU WHAT YOUR MOST TREASURED POSSESSION IS AND THEN JUDGE ME WHEN I SAY IT’S MY MACBOOK WOW SORRY DID YOU WANT ME TO SAY A LOCKET MY GREAT AUNT ALICE’S GRANDFATHER’S SON HANDCRAFTED FROM KING ARTHUR’S SWORD WELDED WITH PHOENIX TEARS AND THE BLOOD OF A WOOD NYMPH NO OKAY I FUCKING LOVE MY MACBOOK NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP AND WATCH HOW I CAN SCROLL WITH TWO FUCKING FINGERS OKAY THAT”S BETTER THAN ANY LOCKET

Posted 1 day ago With 180,200 notes

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ratchetmessreturns:

white girls be like, “Hold on paramedics, let me take a selfie”

ratchetmessreturns:

white girls be like, “Hold on paramedics, let me take a selfie”

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lawebloca:

Bucket Gets Stuck on  Puppys Head

lawebloca:

Bucket Gets Stuck on  Puppys Head